so im writin a song and my neighbor / bast friend comes to the door. She's like "Hey dude" and im all "hay man" and we hung out for a little while. so it turned out that her little brothe zach just got a bj from our friendly neighborhood 7-year old slut. so I'm just like" holy god man your like a total womanizer
[Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer]

cause he already has a gf named maggie and in my personal opinion is uber ugly[like frankinwoman matirial] and mind you this kid is 9! 9FREAKIN YEARS OLD!!!!!!! so im all like "dude, havent you ever heard of ethics?" and he's all " Whats ethics mean?" and then my other neighbor alfredo pops up randomly and says " I don't plan to get married family just ties you down i just wanna bang people." so then they say " you rock" and they freakin go bangin in the u.s.a. like right freakin in front of me!!!!! i'm all like " what the hell ya ass munch?!?!?!?!?!?!?" and than i went inside and finished my song.